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Open service 75.2.60.5:443 · www.dadesignllc.com
2026-01-12 22:53
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Page title: Dumb Ass Design Co.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
<title>Dumb Ass Design Co.</title>
<link rel="preload" as="image" href="images/overlay.gif">
<!-- Basic SEO -->
<meta name="description" content="Dumb Ass Design Co. — chaotic R&D company." />
<link rel="canonical" href="https://dumbassdesign.com/" />
<meta name="robots" content="index,follow" />
<!-- Open Graph / Twitter -->
<meta property="og:title" content="Dumb Ass Design Co." />
<meta property="og:description" content="Engineering projects powered by stolen trade secrets and Monster Energy" />
<meta property="og:image" content="https://dumbassdesign.com/images/logo.png" />
<meta property="og:url" content="https://dumbassdesign.com/" />
<meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image" />
<!-- Favicon -->
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="images/logo.png" />
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="images/logo.png" />
<!-- Fonts: fast path -->
<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
<link rel="preload" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Patrick+Hand&display=swap" as="style" onload="this.onload=null;this.rel='stylesheet'">
<noscript><link rel="stylesheet" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Patrick+Hand&display=swap"></noscript>
<style>
/* ===== Design tokens ===== */
:root {
--paper: #f5ecd2;
--ink: #111;
--accent: #e07a5f;
--note: #fff176;
--grid: rgba(0,150,200,.08);
--radius: .75rem;
--shadow-card: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink);
--shadow-hover: 10px 12px 0 var(--accent);
--ring: 3px dashed rgba(17,17,17,.8);
/* new spacing scale */
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--space-2: clamp(.75rem, 1.2vw, 1.1rem);
--space-3: clamp(1rem, 2vw, 1.5rem);
--space-4: clamp(1.5rem, 3vw, 2rem);
--space-5: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 3rem);
}
/* ===== Base ===== */
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html { scroll-padding-top: 120px; }
body {
margin: 0;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
min-height: 100vh;
background: var(--paper) url('images/paper-texture.png') repeat;
font-family: 'Patrick Hand', system-ui, -apple-system, Segoe UI, Roboto, sans-serif;
color: var(--ink);
line-height: 1.6;
overflow-x: hidden;
position: relative;
}
/* fun cursor only for devices with fine pointer (not touch) */
@media (pointer: fine) {
body { cursor: url('images/cursor-pencil.ico') 0 32, auto; }
}
/* Blueprint grid that scrolls with page */
body::before {
content: "";
position: absolute;
inset: 0;
pointer-events: none;
z-index: 0;
background:
linear-gradient(var(--grid) 1px, transparent 1px),
linear-gradient(90deg, var(--grid) 1px, transparent 1px);
background-size: 40px 40px;
}
/* ===== Bottom-anchored overlay GIF (full-width base) ===== */
.bottom-gif {
position: fixed;
inset: auto 0 0 0; /* left:0; right:0; bottom:0 */
width: 100vw; /* fill full viewport width */
height: clamp(180px, 32vh, 420px); /* give it more headroom */
object-fit: cover; /* crop to fill without distortion */
object-position: center 40%;
max-width: none;
z-index: 1; /* above paper/grid, below content */
opacity: .45;
pointer-events: none;
mix-blend-mode: multiply;
image-rendering: -webkit-optimize-contrast;
/* respect iOS safe area so it doesn't hide behind the home bar */
margin-bottom: env(safe-area-inset-bottom, 0);
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) { .bottom-gif { display: none; } }
/* Paper vignette + grain for vibe */
body::after {
content: "";
position: fixed;
inset: 0;
pointer
Open service 75.2.60.5:80 · www.dadesignllc.com
2026-01-12 22:53
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Open service 75.2.60.5:80 · dadesignllc.com
2026-01-12 22:53
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Open service 75.2.60.5:443 · dadesignllc.com
2026-01-12 22:53
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
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Cache-Control: public,max-age=0,must-revalidate
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Content-Length: 58542
Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2026 22:53:41 GMT
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Server: Netlify
Strict-Transport-Security: max-age=31536000
X-Nf-Request-Id: 01KET6MGWK86Q3CZJVHQVKCR52
Connection: close
Page title: Dumb Ass Design Co.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
<title>Dumb Ass Design Co.</title>
<link rel="preload" as="image" href="images/overlay.gif">
<!-- Basic SEO -->
<meta name="description" content="Dumb Ass Design Co. — chaotic R&D company." />
<link rel="canonical" href="https://dumbassdesign.com/" />
<meta name="robots" content="index,follow" />
<!-- Open Graph / Twitter -->
<meta property="og:title" content="Dumb Ass Design Co." />
<meta property="og:description" content="Engineering projects powered by stolen trade secrets and Monster Energy" />
<meta property="og:image" content="https://dumbassdesign.com/images/logo.png" />
<meta property="og:url" content="https://dumbassdesign.com/" />
<meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image" />
<!-- Favicon -->
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="images/logo.png" />
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="images/logo.png" />
<!-- Fonts: fast path -->
<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
<link rel="preload" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Patrick+Hand&display=swap" as="style" onload="this.onload=null;this.rel='stylesheet'">
<noscript><link rel="stylesheet" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Patrick+Hand&display=swap"></noscript>
<style>
/* ===== Design tokens ===== */
:root {
--paper: #f5ecd2;
--ink: #111;
--accent: #e07a5f;
--note: #fff176;
--grid: rgba(0,150,200,.08);
--radius: .75rem;
--shadow-card: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink);
--shadow-hover: 10px 12px 0 var(--accent);
--ring: 3px dashed rgba(17,17,17,.8);
/* new spacing scale */
--space-1: clamp(.5rem, .6vw, .75rem);
--space-2: clamp(.75rem, 1.2vw, 1.1rem);
--space-3: clamp(1rem, 2vw, 1.5rem);
--space-4: clamp(1.5rem, 3vw, 2rem);
--space-5: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 3rem);
}
/* ===== Base ===== */
html, body { height: 100%; }
html { scroll-padding-top: 120px; }
body {
margin: 0;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
min-height: 100vh;
background: var(--paper) url('images/paper-texture.png') repeat;
font-family: 'Patrick Hand', system-ui, -apple-system, Segoe UI, Roboto, sans-serif;
color: var(--ink);
line-height: 1.6;
overflow-x: hidden;
position: relative;
}
/* fun cursor only for devices with fine pointer (not touch) */
@media (pointer: fine) {
body { cursor: url('images/cursor-pencil.ico') 0 32, auto; }
}
/* Blueprint grid that scrolls with page */
body::before {
content: "";
position: absolute;
inset: 0;
pointer-events: none;
z-index: 0;
background:
linear-gradient(var(--grid) 1px, transparent 1px),
linear-gradient(90deg, var(--grid) 1px, transparent 1px);
background-size: 40px 40px;
}
/* ===== Bottom-anchored overlay GIF (full-width base) ===== */
.bottom-gif {
position: fixed;
inset: auto 0 0 0; /* left:0; right:0; bottom:0 */
width: 100vw; /* fill full viewport width */
height: clamp(180px, 32vh, 420px); /* give it more headroom */
object-fit: cover; /* crop to fill without distortion */
object-position: center 40%;
max-width: none;
z-index: 1; /* above paper/grid, below content */
opacity: .45;
pointer-events: none;
mix-blend-mode: multiply;
image-rendering: -webkit-optimize-contrast;
/* respect iOS safe area so it doesn't hide behind the home bar */
margin-bottom: env(safe-area-inset-bottom, 0);
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) { .bottom-gif { display: none; } }
/* Paper vignette + grain for vibe */
body::after {
content: "";
position: fixed;
inset: 0;
pointer